1 00:00:01,875 --> 00:00:04,207 ♪ daring duck of mystery ♪ 2 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:06,582 ♪ champion of right ♪ 3 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:08,624 ♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪ 4 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:11,082 ♪ darkwing of the night ♪ 5 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:13,374 ♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪ 6 00:00:13,375 --> 00:00:14,874 ♪ but his number's up ♪ 7 00:00:14,875 --> 00:00:15,999 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,874 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 9 00:00:17,875 --> 00:00:20,415 ♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,416 --> 00:00:22,374 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 11 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,999 Let's get dangerous. 12 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,207 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 13 00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:29,499 Darkwing, darkwing duck! 14 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,499 ♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪ 15 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,832 ♪ the master of surprise ♪ 16 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,415 ♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪ 17 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:38,499 ♪ the shadowy disguise ♪ 18 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,707 ♪ nobody knows for sure ♪ 19 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,332 ♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪ 20 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,374 ♪ here comes ♪ 21 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:44,874 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 22 00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:46,165 Look out! 23 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:48,207 ♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:49,999 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 25 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,582 Let's get dangerous! 26 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:54,457 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 27 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:57,249 ♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪ 28 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,166 ♪ darkwing duck ♪♪ 29 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:03,457 This is the desert... 30 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:06,290 A cruel oven where the Sand is the baking dish 31 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:09,124 And mystery is the casserole. 32 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:11,374 Gosalyn, quit wasting tape! 33 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,499 It would be nice to Have a little left 34 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,457 For our actual vacation. 35 00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:18,165 You don't want to Stunt the growth 36 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,290 Of a young and up-and-coming Filmmaker, do you? 37 00:01:20,291 --> 00:01:22,207 Here's your close-up, launchpad. 38 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,333 Show us the real you. 39 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:27,165 Launchpad! Keep your eyes on the road! 40 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:30,457 This is great! I love the tension, the pathos. 41 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,999 After this I'll be ready for Some big-time slasher films. 42 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,582 Then, pow! The megabucks start rolling in. 43 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:41,874 Sure. That's what you said about Your chain of lemonade stands. 44 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:45,249 It would've worked if launchpad Hadn't drunk the profits. 45 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:49,833 I was thirsty. Building lemonade stands is hard work. 46 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:53,499 What was that? 47 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:57,458 I don't know but Here it comes again! 48 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:06,166 Boy, night sure comes On fast in these parts. 49 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:11,999 Well, here's the best that Cowboy doug's dude ranch 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,624 Has to offer. 51 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,249 Hope you all like it. 52 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:17,832 I should do a western. That's classic cinema. 53 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,874 But the idea's gonna Need some top spin. 54 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:24,249 Maybe some chain saw zombies. 55 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:26,082 Give it a rest. 56 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:29,708 The point of a Vacation is to relax. 57 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:36,582 And you can relax to Your heart's content 58 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:39,082 Soon as I fix this bed. 59 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:43,124 That thing was as tight As ma's corset ties 60 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:46,415 Why would we need a third bed? 61 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,582 Beats me, But that's what you ordered. 62 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:51,582 Sorry. No refunds. 63 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:54,457 And remember, breakfast at six 64 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:56,707 Cowpoke aerobics at seven. 65 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:57,999 Night, y'all. 66 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,165 Excellent. At least we have a tv. 67 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:03,874 Gosalyn, we're supposed to Be getting back to basics. 68 00:03:03,875 --> 00:03:06,290 Dad, it's a black and white set. 69 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,749 How basic can you get? 70 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,499 If I knew you were Packing this much 71 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,332 I would have rented a forklift. 72 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:16,082 It's not mine. We experimental filmmakers travel light. 73 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:18,707 If it's not yours, whose is it? 74 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:20,749 Launchpad? 75 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,457 Dad! Over here. Hurry! 76 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:25,124 We didn't come all The way out here 77 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,374 Just to watch sleazy Sci-fi movies. 78 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,582 Look at those cheap alien suits. 79 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:30,957 You can almost see the zippers. 80 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:33,415 And look how Launchpad's overacting. 81 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:34,999 Launchpad?! 82 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,207 When did he do a movie? 83 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:39,875 Dad, these are my home videos. 84 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,625 I think I'm beginning To remember. 85 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:08,707 Keen gear! Real aliens! 86 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,165 Eat your heart out, spielberg. 87 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:12,375 I'm gettin' a close-up. 88 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,290 Hey! 89 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:15,582 Are you crazy? 90 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:16,999 You don't know What they're after. 91 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,707 To them, We could be the lunch special 92 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:20,832 At the galactic bar and grill. 93 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:24,457 I think I know these guys. 94 00:04:24,458 --> 00:04:29,458 So, what brings you boys To this neck of the woods? 95 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:37,082 Hey! Come back with my sidekick! 96 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:39,332 Or at least hold Still till I focus. 97 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:42,375 Watch it now. You're tickling. 98 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:46,708 Come back here, You kidnapping cowards! 99 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,207 Looking for a close Encounter, uglies? 100 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,625 Well, encounter this. 101 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:58,082 He must've zapped us With a memory eraser. 102 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:00,999 That's why we forgot About launchpad. 103 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,499 Well, they didn't realize they Were dealing with darkwing duck. 104 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,207 The devoted darkwing duck Delves into the desert 105 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,415 Diehardedly digging For documentation 106 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:11,958 Of his pardner's departing. 107 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:16,000 Aliens! 108 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,874 Some alien, dad. 109 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:24,457 Well, one never knows 110 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,624 What fiendish form an Extraterrestrial might take. 111 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:27,625 So there. 112 00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:29,582 Launchpad has all the luck. 113 00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:30,999 I'd make a great specimen. 114 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,707 Why couldn't the Aliens abduct me? 115 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,332 Perhaps your reputation Precedes you. 116 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,207 Funny. 117 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:38,874 Hey, look! 118 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,124 I found a clue. 119 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:43,457 And before you too. 120 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:47,708 This isn't a clue. It's just a flashlight. 121 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,333 Ok. Yeah, fine, it could be a clue. Sure. 122 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:57,374 Wow! Dad, we're about to have Our second close encounter, 123 00:05:57,375 --> 00:06:01,458 And I wasn't too happy About the first one. 124 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:07,875 Stay behind me, gosalyn. I'll handle this. 125 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:14,333 How could you Misplace the atomizer? 126 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:19,999 Stop! Once we return to zarlox 5, 127 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,582 I'm gonna see you Boiled in crebus oil 128 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,250 And left out for the zavacos. 129 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:30,875 These guys don't look so tough. 130 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:35,207 Now find that atomizer. 131 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:39,957 You see the trouble You've caused. 132 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:43,749 We'll take out atomizer Back now if you don't mind. 133 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:47,290 Sure. Right after you Hand over launchpad. 134 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:52,583 Oh, a threat. How typically earthling. 135 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,124 Heeeey! 136 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:57,458 Put me down! 137 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:09,875 All right. Special effects. 138 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:15,583 The atomizer, please. 139 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,708 Thank you. 140 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:29,165 Fantastic, dad, But I was switching batteries. 141 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,624 I need a retake. 142 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,999 The memories of these matters Shouldn't have worn off. 143 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,457 Perhaps I'll use a More permanent method 144 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:37,999 Of dealing with them. 145 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,457 Don't worry about it, bleeb. 146 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,458 They're with me. 147 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:44,624 As you wish, launchpad. 148 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:46,082 Sorry about that, 149 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:49,457 But you know how extraterrestrials Get carried away, 150 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:54,290 I bet they dissected you and Stuck you under a microscope. 151 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,832 Can I see your stitches? 152 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:58,374 Oh, nothing like that, gosalyn. 153 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,457 These guys are really nice. 154 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:04,208 In fact, We're kind of like old friends. 155 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,999 You see, I didn't always love to fly. 156 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,375 In fact, I was afraid of heights. 157 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:18,708 Of course, that doesn't go over Real big with a family of pilots. 158 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:22,707 So, dad decided that The only way to cure me 159 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:24,374 Was to take me flying 160 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:28,083 While he practiced his Routine for the air show. 161 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,582 It certainly did Teach me one thing... 162 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:35,166 Always make sure you Fasten your seat belt. 163 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,957 I thought I'd eaten My last birthday cake. 164 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:43,332 But that's when I met tia. 165 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:46,249 It was like at first sight. 166 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,999 In fact, I liked her so much, 167 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,458 That I forgot to be afraid. 168 00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,999 To pay her back for Teaching me to like flying, 169 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,457 I showed her how to have fun. 170 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:06,000 Something she didn't get To do much on her planet. 171 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:12,875 Oh yeah, she also helped Me with my landings. 172 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:18,582 Ahhh! Aliens! 173 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,457 But first she needed a disguise 174 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:24,583 To make her look more Like an earthling. 175 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:32,375 Gee, I wish this could go Faster, don't you? 176 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,207 Hee hee hee hee! 177 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,291 Ha ha ha ha! 178 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,999 Yep, it was the most Fun I've ever had. 179 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,166 Until they came for her. 180 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,415 I was zapped back to my dad Like nothing ever happened. 181 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,707 You're looking a little Woozy, son. 182 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:07,332 Maybe we better go back down. 183 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,249 So why did they come back? 184 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,874 They came for me. 185 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,290 You see, Since tia and I first met, 186 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,707 She's become queen Of the galaxy. 187 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,332 Wow! 188 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,290 Nice promotion. 189 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,165 But what's that Got to do with you? 190 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:25,124 Launchpad and tia are to umpah. 191 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,207 Hey, hey, hey! 192 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,249 You watch your language. 193 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:30,249 Ha, ha, ha. It's not what you think, d.W. 194 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,749 Tia and I are getting married. 195 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,749 I'll be the new King of the galaxy. 196 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,332 Talk about a credibility gap. 197 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,207 Way to go, launchpad. 198 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,832 Give me the galactic film Rights and I'll cut you in 199 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:45,165 For 15% of the profits, Gross, of course. 200 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,207 Cut the show biz buzz, gosalyn. 201 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:50,999 I want to know the real reason She wants to marry launchpad. 202 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,249 Face it, He's not even a homeowner. 203 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,374 You inferior being! 204 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:57,499 You dare question The queen's choice? 205 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:03,500 For that, The punishment is deevolution. 206 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:09,875 Ha! I've had worse shocks From my living room rug. 207 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,874 Ha! Yourself. 208 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,583 Oh, dad! 209 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:25,457 We have crossed galactic quadrant To return to your planet. 210 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:30,583 You see, darkwing, We need launchpad. 211 00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:35,999 Ours is an ancient race, 212 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,374 Who in the pursuit of Science and progress, 213 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:41,374 Became cold and unemotional. 214 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:45,458 We lost sight of life's Simple pleasures. 215 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,457 Speaking of simple pleasures, 216 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,332 How 'bout evolving my dad into Something with a backbone. 217 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:56,415 I'm sorry. Of course. Bleeb. 218 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,874 Ooh, all right. 219 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:01,083 But I don't like his attitude. 220 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,833 Listen you, I ought to take your... 221 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,624 Ha ha, bon appetit, 222 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:16,875 You friend, launchpad, Gave me the gift of laughter. 223 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:23,415 Hey there, go on, Get out of here, you nuts. 224 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:26,165 Gee, launchpad, I'm sure gonna miss you. 225 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,374 Will you visit? 226 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:31,082 Sure, whenever I'm In the solar system. 227 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,207 Are you sure you're Doing the right thing? 228 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:38,749 Until now I rated being From the same planet 229 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,374 Pretty high on the old Compatibility chart. 230 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:44,999 But tia thinks I can do A lot of good out there. 231 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,082 But you're already doing A lot of good down here. 232 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:52,165 Ah, d.W. Doesn't need me to fight crime. 233 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,999 Besides, I always figured You'd be taking my spot 234 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,374 Sooner or later. 235 00:12:56,375 --> 00:13:01,082 But, launchpad, No one can take your spot. 236 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:04,707 Such emotional excess... How sloppy. 237 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,624 So, tell me, bleeb, 238 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:12,124 Just what will launchpad's Kingly duties be? 239 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:17,207 He'll be required to Oversee umflata matters, 240 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,249 Become chairman of The galactic council, 241 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,124 And tend to all interstellar Transmodulations. 242 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,165 Launchpad? Are you sure You have the right mcquack? 243 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:29,374 Questioning the Queen's choice again? 244 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,957 Now that I think of it, 245 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:32,832 Getting umpahed is a big step. 246 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,999 You guys are asking Me to leave my home, 247 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,582 My family, my friends, 248 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,457 Even my planet. 249 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,832 Not to mention my ant farm And bottle cap collection. 250 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:43,999 Marriage means commitment, Responsibilities, 251 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,957 A mortgage with a Balloon payment... 252 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,207 This is the most important Decision of my entire life. 253 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:53,207 I'm gonna need a lot of Time to think this over. 254 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,582 You have until tomorrow. 255 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,958 Ok. 256 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,707 Places, everybody! 257 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,832 You're kidding me! If "Space boys of gower gulch" 258 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,290 Is gonna be a cross Genre mega-hit, 259 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,333 We're gonna need a bigger cast. 260 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:21,707 Wow! Clones! I can have a cast of thousands! 261 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,583 Hope they work for scale. 262 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,374 I can't believe l.P. Is going along with this wedding. 263 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:34,165 Either those sneaky e.T.S Are up to something. 264 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:38,874 Or love is a lot Blinder than I thought. 265 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:42,000 Now if only I could get Inside to check things out. 266 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,708 Here's my ticket now. 267 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,290 There's no place on any planet 268 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:58,416 That darkwing duck Can't sneak into. 269 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,999 Now the daring detective Dallies with danger 270 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,499 To uncover a plot Of alien intrigue. 271 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,999 Quit daddling. We've got important work to do 272 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,874 Before the royal umpah. 273 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,582 [ beeping ] 274 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,874 Don't backtalk me. We must deal with the earthling 275 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,124 Before the ceremony. 276 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:21,083 I knew it! I guess I'll just follow them. 277 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,166 I told you you were Hearing things. 278 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:37,833 I'm nothing if not resourceful. 279 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,290 Ooh, yuk! 280 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:43,290 And me without a bromo. 281 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,832 I've done it! 282 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,832 The first perfect Computerized brain transplant! 283 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:51,208 And now, to test it. 284 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:57,582 No. No. No. No. It's much too smart! 285 00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,375 This is, of course, All your fault. 286 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:06,166 I hope I can fix it. 287 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,457 There. 288 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,500 Now let's try that again. 289 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:17,125 Excellent. A perfect match. 290 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,582 Once this baby's inside The earthling's skull, 291 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,457 I'll not only control him, 292 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,165 But, through him, the queen. 293 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,415 And through her, the galaxy. 294 00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,874 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 295 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,999 Though I really should test It in an earthling body first. 296 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,624 You won't be testing It on anybody! 297 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,332 Not with darkwing duck here! 298 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:41,000 Duck? More like a guinea pig. 299 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:51,875 Gee, I feel so lightheaded. 300 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:03,124 Ok. Ok, darkwing, don't panic. 301 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,415 You've seen worse. You've seen much worse. 302 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,999 No you haven't! Waaaa! 303 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,708 I'm a brain without a body! 304 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:14,332 It's me! I mean, it's my body! 305 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,708 Yo! Brainless! Over here! 306 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,290 You heard me! You heard me! 307 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,332 You're my whatever. Now, listen... 308 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,875 You have to... Waaaa! 309 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:32,499 I'd say the experiment was a success. Wouldn't you? 310 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:37,249 And as a bonus, I now have launchpad's best friend 311 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,499 To bring him to my lab. 312 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:44,874 Then you two can have a real Meeting of the minds, ha-ha-ha! 313 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,374 He thinks he's won. 314 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,499 Well, not while I have One synapse sparking. 315 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,957 I am the cover that Flaps in the night. 316 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,374 I am the headache in The criminal mind. 317 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,708 I am darkwing's brain! 318 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:03,499 Hang on, launchpad! I'm coming! 319 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,874 Oh, launchpad, I think you look wonderful. 320 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,957 That's good, 'cause the last Time I saw something like this 321 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,624 It was because the anchovies On my pizza went bad. 322 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,457 Tia, are you sure About this umpah thing? 323 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,332 We barely know each other. 324 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:22,207 Well, I know you are kind And have a good heart. 325 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,874 The rest will come 326 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,249 And it will mean Much to the galaxy. 327 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,124 Well, I must be fitted For my wedding gown. 328 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,750 I'll see you soon. 329 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,625 Great! I found him before bleeb. 330 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,332 Get away from me! Get away from me! 331 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,415 Steady, l.P. 332 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,165 The king of the Galaxy has to get used 333 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,291 To all types of Disgusting aliens. 334 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,624 What is it, boy? Are you trying to tell me something? 335 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:53,707 Let's try one bounce For yes and two for no. 336 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,874 Ah, wait. And three for maybe, 337 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:59,500 Four for you're getting Warmer, five for... 338 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,457 Oh, I get it. You want to play. 339 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,458 How 'bout a little b-ball? 340 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:10,000 Hey, d.W., think fast! 341 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,582 There's gotta be someplace Where I can plug into a tv. 342 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,165 Ah, whoa! Keen gear! 343 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,250 Orson welles never Had a shot like this. 344 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:25,957 And bring launchpad to the lab. 345 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,457 Darkwing duck's brain Is of no use to us. 346 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,707 Dad? 347 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,457 It's launchpad's Brain we must replace. 348 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,415 Ok, you brain-sucking alien, 349 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:39,582 Welcome to "Totally Embarrassing videos." 350 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,582 Once I've replaced The earthling's brain, 351 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,375 It'll be nothing More than my puppet. 352 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:49,124 The queen will listen To his every word. 353 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,166 And his words will be mine. 354 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,874 Hey! Ooh! 355 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:59,707 So the little director Is making a film. 356 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,416 Well, I have some Shooting of my own to do. 357 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,457 Nice hook shot, d.W. 358 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,499 But do we have to Go to the lab now? 359 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,207 I'm just gettin' warmed up. 360 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,165 Ok, that's it! 361 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,707 Time for a little Mind over mallard. 362 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,457 Hyah! 363 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,458 Whoa! 364 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,750 Boy, those guys play rough. 365 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:39,000 Give my regards to The primordial soup. 366 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,875 Look out! 367 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,875 Nice work, guys. 368 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,415 Well, thanks for the Brain wash-and-dry, 369 00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,249 But I'll still have to inform The authorities about you. 370 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,749 I'm afraid your planet is not Ready for that information. 371 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,500 Don't worry, kid. I'll cut you in on the book deal. 372 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,832 Hey, I understand, guys. 373 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,375 No hard feelings. 374 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:25,333 Hey! Oops, Now how'd those get in there? 375 00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,749 I wish I could make you change your Mind, launchpad. 376 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:34,499 Gee, tia, it takes more than Fun to make an umpah work. 377 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,707 Besides, d.W. Needs me. 378 00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:39,290 I'm sure you'll find The perfect guy someday. 379 00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:43,749 Ouch! You guys got a weird Way of asking for souvenirs. 380 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,000 Goodbye, launchpad. 381 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,582 Gosalyn, quit wasting tape. 382 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,874 It would be nice to Have a little left 383 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,124 For our actual vacation. 384 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,832 Come on, dad. You don't want to stunt the growth 385 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,458 Of a young and up-and-coming Filmmaker, do you? 386 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:05,374 Hey, what's to cry About, little lady? 387 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,125 Come on, let's plan some fun.